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Nine Demotivational Poster

CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...

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Rating: 4.42/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm
Kill it.

you got me f#@%&! up -


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Rating: 4.68/5

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Seattle Seahawk wish list -

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Rating: 4.43/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:22 am
There is a WWII German government organization that used the initials O T. It is the closest to a rational reason to censor O T that I could find.
Preacher Man - December 8, 2013, 3:27 pm
(I did not misspell s-h-o-t. The censor program has gone berserk.
Preacher Man - December 8, 2013, 3:26 pm
What, the Hawks want to be three games down and be a longshot for the playoffs? Oh, I see, you're talking about living in the past. How sad.


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Rating: 4.78/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 7:38 am
cool... 5 real ones for you...lol


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Rating: 4.83/5

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Sho - February 27, 2012, 8:00 pm
I can quack to thi5

SEVEN OF NINE - Vertical Smile SFW version

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Rating: 4.43/5

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RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-O-Whoopass

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Rating: 2.82/5

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rerun - March 5, 2010, 7:17 pm

The original poster with this TEXT is on the refrigerator at my office
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
I wondered if anyone would catch this one... Logic's was perfect. What this one lacks in originality, it makes up for in creative impotence.
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 3:21 pm
A rare rip off of another motifakes complete text.

WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!


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Rating: 4.65/5

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Rating: 1.56/5
Movie Buff - November 4, 2009, 1:21 pm
Learn your fucking movies. This is a classic. 1.21. He fucking screams it. Jesus.
jay - July 4, 2009, 6:01 pm
its 1.21 gigawatts
beaux - June 12, 2009, 8:43 pm
1.21 gigawats


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Rating: 3.5/5

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The Goat - October 17, 2009, 11:33 pm
Which brings to mind the old joke about why women are so bad at measuring things... because THIS much is twelve inches!


THE FIFTIES - Just damn fortunate, we were, to make it to the 60's.

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Rating: 2.86/5

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! - June 18, 2009, 5:20 am
wtf, they used lysol for that????

6.9 -

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Rating: 4.36/5

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Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:12 pm
Dammit. This poster made me feel real dumb after about 6.9 seconds of staring at it. *sigh*
Derek - March 11, 2010, 3:07 pm
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:38 am

FEMININE MYSTIC - I keep it right here in my prostate

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Rating: 4/5

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Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 6:46 pm

Thanks, Cynic! I love hammering old jokes into another shape.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:33 pm
I've heard this many times. However, it's the different pictures that people choose to go along with the caption is always cracking me up. 5L


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Rating: 4.74/5

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marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 12:25 pm
grimchar - April 27, 2011, 2:07 am
That, my friend, is a B-47 Stratojet (USAF 1951-1977) using JATO (Jet Assisted Take-Off) rockets to get off the ground and gain altitude more quickly.
Airman - April 26, 2011, 12:21 pm
umm.. a B-52 has 8 engines. this is not a B52
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:01 pm
It's clearly a tank.....
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 8:51 pm
Troll? thats a Boeing B-52 Stratofortress...
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:24 am
Geez! Haven't seen nor thought of a B-47 in years! 5 big Steve Canyons!


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Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - November 7, 2011, 7:24 pm
9 2 5 I wish - and melon balls are waaaay less messy to eat, you should try them

Infertility -

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Rating: 4.6/5

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Cannabal - July 1, 2014, 7:32 am
Kind of ironic when you think about it--spiders getting caught in a web of sorts.
MissPriss - June 19, 2014, 3:40 pm
When Bobbie died, the medical examiner found 27 different species of spiders in his hair. NOT just 27 spiders. So, if you don't like spiders, don't do drugs. Or at the very least, brush your hair once a phuckin' day !

FEMININITY - This ain't it

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Rating: 4.14/5

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vilnius - July 29, 2012, 12:17 pm
of all the sports she could have chosen, she chose wrestling
mariand - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
Man, that's a game...she doesn't slam other women from pleasure...it's a competition.
vilnius - July 28, 2012, 7:32 pm
there's a difference between a well toned woman, and one who likes to bulk up and slam other women to the mat
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 5:31 pm
Cheap shots aside, I like muscles on a woman. I'm a martial artist (mid-level black belt in Wing Chun) and am always glad to see serious female martial artists -- and they're all somewhat stocky from the muscle.
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 5:29 pm
Could I ask them to put a bag over their faces first?
steve1961 - July 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
I dare you to say that they are not feminine to their faces. ;)

FEMININITY - This ain't it

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Rating: 3.83/5

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UNITED STATES - where the dumb people live

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Rating: 2.23/5

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Acey - May 25, 2009, 7:10 pm
Wow, someone needs to go back to art school. I thought it was a twinkie on top of two ho-hos.
Horse - May 4, 2009, 7:13 am
the reson they are on the left is because the driver sit's on the right. Most of the countries that drive on the left do so because they were former colonies of the British Empire, many countries who drive on the right were under the control of the French
Johnny - October 18, 2008, 4:04 pm
It has to be the way it is. If you read the paragraph they say pre-schoolers from all over the "united states". In the U.S. all bus doors are on the right. But you are right about other places in the world, in Japan bus doors are on the left.
Alexiel - July 29, 2008, 12:44 pm
one would think they didnt want you to answer and didnt make a detailed pic of a bus and doors doesnt hafta be on the right side, i mean maybe in foreign countries they are on the left


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Rating: 4.25/5

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NewYork9 - June 6, 2012, 9:11 pm
I'll bet she makes really good sandwiches.
steve1961 - June 4, 2012, 10:48 pm
LOL @ Bopiter I second that!
mariand - June 4, 2012, 6:00 pm
lol @ Bopiter
Bopiter - June 4, 2012, 10:09 am
I have news for you, if you noticed the bullet your prioritys are all screwed up.
jmanderson - June 3, 2012, 10:53 am
yep thats not a nine mm more likly a 7.62 on a .30 cal round depending if in us or europe
Bull - June 3, 2012, 6:48 am
I'll give her a bullet
Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:16 pm
mariand - June 2, 2012, 2:47 pm
well, I was affraid nobody will see the bullet...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:01 pm
Hey, 5he's actually holding an actual 9mm bullet!
MPsniper - June 1, 2012, 6:53 am
MPsniper - June 1, 2012, 6:53 am
but....thats a shouldred rifle case. ???

NO CANINE DEJECTIONS - Put a cork in it, Fido, you ain't doing it here!

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Rating: 3.56/5

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jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:55 am
Dog pee kill roaches

HOLIDAY REMINDER - Feb 14 is Valentines Day Somebody Looking For Love?

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Rating: 3.33/5

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Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 7:47 pm
The cross-eyed face makes the photo.
rerun - February 7, 2010, 7:45 pm

just a friendly pre Valentine Day reminder
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 7:25 pm
What the hell...


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Rating: 2.5/5

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FEMININE HYGIENE - You're doing it wrong

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Rating: 2.19/5

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Customer Service -

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Rating: 5/5

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Ninja - June 18, 2015, 7:04 am
What type of dog is that?
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:19 pm
Grooooooan...and 5L. I love a bad pun...

overcrowded in asia -

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Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 8, 2013, 1:32 pm

I wonder if they make posters showing 1 American per SUV in Asia? (good one as usual, Ugmeister!)

They're so old -


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Rating: 4.57/5

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Derek - August 16, 2011, 10:43 pm
Always been the case for me. 5L


EVEN AS A CHILD... - Bone was "masking up" to hide his sensitive sideā€¦ His eye for beauty and irony, and it made it hard for the victims to ID him!

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Rating: 3.71/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:33 am
*Wipes tear from his eye* Those were the days!

CANINE CANDID CAMERA - Look Bonehead, You Never Know

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Rating: 3.53/5

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impossible -

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Rating: 2.33/5

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Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 6:44 am
I've met the eldest, and did some work for 'em. He, at least, seems legit. Of course, this was pre-fame, at least two kids ago.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 10, 2014, 1:18 pm
The one up top closest to the guy who looks like Kenneth from 30 Rock.
Greeny - January 8, 2014, 5:40 pm
Which one is the clown car?
EmilioDumphque - January 8, 2014, 3:18 pm
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." -Jesus (Matthew 10:34) Most Christians don't follow the teachings of Jesus, but the teachings of Saul of Tarsus, the Roman double agent.

in space -

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Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - December 10, 2015, 6:11 pm
Ha! And it's a good thing too. I'm always barking...my shin on something. Makes me howl like a 5OB.

Beechcraft Bonanza -

Feminine Hygiene Talk -

Supplementary Budget Request -